A Good Cup of Assam

The musings of a man trapped inside his mind
Dan
Old enough to know better
I love Harry Potter and Studio Ghibli and Guys
That's about it

Going to the toilet in Ritzy’s is surreal

ME: “Chris, are you alright?” … *knocks on the cubicle door* … “Chris, I’m missing One Direction for you” …

CHRIS: *stumbles out of the cubicle* “I’M NOT DRUNK … LET’S HAVE TEQUILA!!”